Pilipino joke

The other morning on the way to THE MOUNTAIN we stopped for breakfast at a McDonald's. Sitting in the kids' play area we were laughing and talking about Filipinos because most of the company were Filipino, except for Wes and me. This was one of the funniest things someone shared with the group:

A teacher asked her class to write a sentence using the words chicken, nut, and bread. Then she asked 3 students to share their sentences.
Johnny's sentence was: "We shopped for chicken, some nuts and a loaf of bread."
Mariann said, "Last night we had roast chicken with nut and bread stuffing for dinner."
Ignacio told the teacher, "Chicken nut bread."
"That's not a sentence, Ignacio, can you tell us more?"
"My girlpren she make me mad, so I put dah plastic bag ober her head till chicken nut bread (she cannot breathe)!"

Maybe you just hadda be there when the joke was told, but please tell me if this is funny to you or not. My eyes teared, I laughed so hard! Maybe this can brighten your day!!