Potato

Ole and Sven were on vacation and having a holiday at the beach in Australia, but they couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So they asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard. "You're wearing them old, baggy Minnesota-style swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya ... you'll have all the babes ya want!"The following day, they hit the beach with their spanking new tight Speedos and their fist-sized potatoes. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as they walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing...looking sick! So they went back to the lifeguard again and Sven asked him "Vat's wrong now? We still aren't picking up babes.""JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard. "The potato goes in front!"